[House MD] “Treating illness is why we became doctors. Treating patients is actually what makes most doctors miserable.”

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theblogformerlyknownasparty:

All hail Snake, the master of poses and silly walks!

stands are for losers

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typette:

captainhanni:

i love planet earth and the fact that is an actual real creature

roflmao the commentary by the marine biologists watching

THEY’RE BASICALLY US AREN’T THEY

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vinegod:

"why are you late" by tia valentine

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behindbobsburgers:

5 Days Until the Triumphant, Musical Return of Bob’s Burgers!
Looking for something to do in the meantime? Rent Die Hard and Working Girl and play them simultaneously. They don’t go together, do they?
OR DO THEY?

behindbobsburgers:

5 Days Until the Triumphant, Musical Return of Bob’s Burgers!

Looking for something to do in the meantime? Rent Die Hard and Working Girl and play them simultaneously. They don’t go together, do they?

OR DO THEY?

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

Me: “Boys, eat your vegetables.”
Wife: “Right! How do you think superheroes get so strong?”
Me: “Well, radiation mostly…”
5yo: “RADIATION!”

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Rude.

Rude.

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vintagegal:

Christina Ricci photographed by Mary Ellen Mark for Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow (via)

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American Horror Story: Freak Show | New Trailer

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roosterteeth + lightish red

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